Choose to follow one lion, not three. Choose planes,trains & taxis. Choose as many airports as possible to get to your destination. Choose the wrong airport. Choose handshakes & beers with the locals. Choose not even to attempt the local lingo. Choose town squares & fountains. Choose to get yer new kilt soaked in a fountain. Choose to lose yer sporran and having to cancel all yer cards. Choose to wake up in strange places. Choose to hide ur mates passport and then forget where you put it. Choose to go to the under 21's game about an hour before kick off with no idea where it is or how to get there. Choose to ask for Irnbru and fishsuppers wherever u are in the world. Choose to walk to the game with a couple of thousand mates. Choose to walk 500 miles. Choose to do the Maradonna. Choose a deer, a female deer. Choose to be too shy to sing in church during weddings. Choose We Hate Jimmy Hill - He's A Poof. Choose Que Sera Sera. Choose to shiver when singing Flower of Scotland before matches. Choose to go home before the second phase to give the other team a chance. Choose to blame jetlag for everything. Choose to have various currencies in yer wallet and try to spend them in yer locals. Choose the TAMB. Choose the darkblue & white. Choose to be proud of your country regardless of the score!
Choose Scotland!
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life...
