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** Liek **
Liekjuh op sgoowl
Ikkuh en jor..
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**Vriendjuhs**
nathy....
chantal...
sabina...
sharon,,en,,serena....
jess en sereen....
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Dingen die je niet mag zeggen tijden het vrijen
1. Zit-ie er al in?
2. Is dat alles? 3.Je neemt me in de maling 2. Is dat alles?
4. (telefoon gaat) Hallo? Oh, niks bijzonders. En jij?
5. Moet ik hiervoor nog betalen?
6. Moet ik je morgen nog bellen?
7. Ohhh, mammie, mammie!
8. Ohhh, pappie, pappie
9. In het donker zie je er beter uit.
10. Oh, dit is veel beter dan met m'n vorige vriendje/vriendinnetje
11. Ik dacht dat dit in het andere gat moest....
12. Vertel je niets tegen m'n man/vrouw
13. Je hebt dezelfde beha als m'n moeder (helemaal erg als het meisje het zegt)
14. Dit is klote
15. Kun je een beetje opschieten? Ik moet naar een vergadering
16. Ik hoop niet dat je nu een salarisverhoging verwacht...
17. Ik denk dat je hierdoor het baantje wel kan krijgen
18. Kolerig, is dat alles wat je weet om te doen
19. Had ik al verteld dat ik herpes heb?
20. Nu moeten we gaan trouwen
21. Schiet een beetje op, de wedstrijd begint zo.
22. Ik heb honger
23. Ik heb dorst
24. zzzzzzzzzzzz.
25. Probeer je leuk te doen?
26. Kun je me hierna even thuisbrengen?
27. Zijn die wel echt?
28. Oh ja, voor ik het vergeet, ik maak onze verkering uit
29. Wat ruik ik toch? Ben jij dat?
30. Heb je dit nog nooit eerder gedaan?
31. Wouw, zulke heb ik nog niet eerder gezien (en dan beginnen te graaien)
32. Weet je wat sommige vrouwtjes-spinnen doen na de paring?
33. Wat lijk jij op je zus, zeg.
34. Je moeder is best aardig.
35. Hoe zei je ook al weer dat je heette?
36. Moet ik hier morgenochtend echt nog zijn?
37. Nog een keer? Ik kon de eerste keer al nauwelijks wakker blijven!
38. Achhhh, en je was nog maar net begonnen....
39. Je bent bijna net zo goed als een kind van 9 - en ik kan het weten.
40. Blijf daar vanaf!
41. Zullen we een pizza bestellen?
42. Ik denk dat m'n pa aan de deur staat te luisteren.
43. Lach even naar de camera, liefje.
44. Is er nog wat leuks op de tv?
45. Haal je hand daar weg!!
46. Ik denk dat het condoom 10 minuten geleden gescheurd is.
47. Ik wist wel dat je een opgevulde beha had
48. Dek me jongens, ik ga er in!!
49. VAN ONDEREN!!
50. Het plafond moet gewit worden
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*...kus op je wang...* -- *...We zijn vrienden...*
*...Kus op je voorhoofd...* -- *...Je bent heilig...*
*...Kus op je bovenlip...* -- *...Ik moet zo gaan...*
*?Kus op je onderlip...* -- *...Doe je mond maar open...*
*...Kus op je mond...* -- *?Ik vind je leuk?*
*...Kus op je neus...* -- *?Ik vind je schattig...*
*?Kus op je oorlel...* -- *?Ik ben geil...*
*...Kus op je kaaklijn...* -- *...Let's fuck...*
*...Kus in je hals...* -- *...Ik ga je opgeilen...*
*...Kus op je borst...* -- *...Je bent perfect...*
*...Kus op je tepel...* -- *...Ik wil meer...*
*...Kus op je buik...* -- *...Mag ik zuigen?...*
*...Kus op je navel...* -- *...Je bent mooi?*
*?Kus op je hand...* -- *?Ik aanbid je?*
*...Kus in je nek...* -- *...Ik wil je...*
*...Kus op je lippen...* -- *...Ik hou van je...*
*...Kus op je oren...* -- *...Ik ben alleen aan 't spelen...*
*...In je ogen kijken...* -- *...Kus me...*
*...Met je haar spelen...* -- *...Ik kan niet zonder je leven...*
*...Hand op je middel?* -- *?Ik hou teveel van je om je te laten gaan...*
*...Knipogen?* -- *...Ik hou van jou...*
*...Op de lippen bijten...* -- *...jaloers?*
*...Door de haren strijken...* -- *...Ik hou van je...*
*...Hoesten in gezelschap...* -- *...ik wil met jou alleen zijn...*
*...Diep in de ogen kijken...* -- *...ik ben in je en ik wil een kus..?*
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Vínd dejOngen díe je mOoí nOemt ín plaats van lekker..
Íemand díe jOu terug belt als jíj Ophangt..
Íemand die wakker blíjft alleen om te zíen hOe jíj ín slaap valt..
Wacht 0p díe ene jOngen díe je op je voOrhoOfd kust..
Zoek een jOngen díe níet na 1 dag al zegt dat híj voOr altíjd van j0u hOudt..
Een jOngen díe jOu hand vasthOudt, bíj zíjn vríenden..
díe zegt dat je moOí bent zOnder make up, en het meent..
Wacht voor díegene díe je om de mínuut verteld hOeveel híj om je geeft..
En dat híj zO gelukkíg met je ís..
VoOr díe ene jOngen, díe naar zíjn vríenden loOpt, en trOts zegt
DAT ís míjn vrOuw!
